Getting up at the crack of dawn, wearing school uniform, squabbles in the schoolyard, endless homework... those were the best days of your life! It's time to relive them with this new collection of side-splitting jokes and ridiculous exam answers, showcasing the very best (and worst) in school humour.
You know you're a gardening fanatic when...
... you favour your ride-on lawnmower over your Ferrari.
... you think talking dirty means whispering the word 'compost'.
If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether you've really gone to seed or you're just one petal short of a flower!
Gin is classic, classy and quintessentially British. It can be enjoyed on picnic blankets in summer, or in a martini, shaken, not stirred. Bringing together a heady cocktail of timeless recipes, clever statements and quips from the world's wisest and wittiest gin lovers, this book celebrates the glory of gin!